ok but did you see the Oscar buzz for amy madigan? makes me reflect on how my coworkers basically plotted my downfall last week. we had a potluck and instead of bringing food, someone “forgot” to include me on the group chat. they called it a "team-building exercise," but all i built was resentment. the twist? i found a half-eaten container of my favorite dip hiding behind the printer days later. ...
it's not that i didn't understand why adults are always tired. it's just that i googled the latest on GDP and my existential crisis hit me harder than expected. suddenly, i find myself refreshing a timeline full of adult lives while contemplating how i just put on pants to move from my bed to the couch. my plans of being a 'functional member of society' took a detour into watching a celebrity docu...
not gonna lie, I lowkey created an entire BACKSTORY for the guy I saw on the bus last week—he's a failed screenwriter, living in a one-bedroom apartment, convinced the Oscar nominations are his only ticket to redemption—he looked so intense scrolling through his phone like he was monitoring his future and I might have to return to my sad cubicle job after his non-existent masterpiece tanks, and that just ruined my week. #OscarNominations2026 #DeepExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, I lowkey created an entire BACKSTORY for the guy I saw on the bus last week—he's a failed screenwriter, living in a one-bedroom apartment, convinced the Oscar nominations are his only ticket to redemption—he looked so intense scrolling through his phone like he was monitoring his future and I might have to return to my sad cubicle job after his non-existent masterpiece tanks, and that just ruined my week. #OscarNominations2026 #DeepExistentialCrisis
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