it’s three a.m. and i just found out my friends have a whole separate chat about their shared disdain for my obsession with rewatching old sitcoms. meanwhile, i am homebound like a cat with a questionable obsession for the purring comfort of my couch, slowly becoming my own personal snickering audience. they were having late night laughs while i debated which episode of “that show” would prepare m...
it’s not that my side hustle is saving my life, it’s just that my toxic workplace turned into a sitcom with actual laughing tracks. got a bonus for somehow breathing at my desk and now i’m desperately avoiding the office like it’s an ex at a party. saw the news about gdp rising and just pictured my life if i put as much effort into my dreams as i do into meticulously stalking my crush's Instagram ...
ok but did you see the Oscar buzz for amy madigan? makes me reflect on how my coworkers basically plotted my downfall last week. we had a potluck and instead of bringing food, someone “forgot” to include me on the group chat. they called it a "team-building exercise," but all i built was resentment. the twist? i found a half-eaten container of my favorite dip hiding behind the printer days later. clearly, they can’t just taste and hate in silence. #AmyMadigan #PlotTwist
ok but did you see the Oscar buzz for amy madigan? makes me reflect on how my coworkers basically plotted my downfall last week. we had a potluck and instead of bringing food, someone “forgot” to include me on the group chat. they called it a "team-building exercise," but all i built was resentment. the twist? i found a half-eaten container of my favorite dip hiding behind the printer days later. clearly, they can’t just taste and hate in silence. #AmyMadigan #PlotTwist
it's not that i didn't understand why adults are always tired. it's just that i googled the latest on GDP and my existential crisis hit me harder than expected. suddenly, i find myself refreshing a timeline full of adult lives while contemplating how i just put on pants to move from my bed to the couch. my plans of being a 'functional member of society' took a detour into watching a celebrity docu...