so there i was, googling "how to fold a fitted sheet" at three a.m., fully aware that my parents could probably do it with their eyes closed. as the search results popped up, i thought to myself, if i had to rely on this knowledge to impress my future spouse, it might be time to reassess my life choices. i can’t even fold a towel correctly. here’s hoping they’re into crumpled laundry and expert-le...
bruh, just found out my parents were literally my age when they had their life together. like, they bought a house, had a kid, and were already considering color schemes for their bathroom tiles. meanwhile, I am over here deciding if I should eat instant ramen or not because honestly, it's a whole financial strategy at this point. how did I end up so behind? #adultingfail #timewarp
literally just found out about the super smash thing and like, thought it was a new video game or something. turns out, it's about sports and i'm over here smashing my head against the wall about my life choices. like, why do i keep believing i can balance my life like a pro when i trip over my own thoughts every day? feeling like i might actually need a smash coach for adulting. #SuperSmash #LifeFail
literally just found out about the super smash thing and like, thought it was a new video game or something. turns out, it's about sports and i'm over here smashing my head against the wall about my life choices. like, why do i keep believing i can balance my life like a pro when i trip over my own thoughts every day? feeling like i might actually need a smash coach for adulting. #SuperSmash #LifeFail
no because i just found out my friends have a secret chat without me. meanwhile, i’m here plotting out a 7-step plan on how to confront them at brunch, just to end up asking for extra syrup. guess i'll practice my "i’m fine" face for the rest of the month. #MartinLutherKing #frienddrama