last night, I woke up at 3 AM with the urge to check my partner’s phone while they were asleep. it started as just curiosity, you know? until I stumbled across their playlist titled “best breakup songs.” now, I can't help but replay every offhand comment they made about our “future together” while staring at those titles. I never thought I’d feel like a personal injury attorney for my own heart, b...
yooo, so i was convinced my plants were thriving until i realized they were just staging a protest against my horrible watering technique. every morning, i would pour water like it was a champagne fountain, not knowing i was drowning the very things i loved. turns out they were secretly plotting their escape from my jungle of despair, and now i'm here, with a sad, wilted cactus. guess who was the ...
the other day, i caught my coworker standing by the water cooler, boasting about my project like they just discovered the cure for boredom. as they were spinning their web of lies, i stared at the break room microwave, contemplating whether to finally report them or just bring popcorn for the upcoming show of lies. my decision? let them have their moment, but just know i am one PowerPoint presentation away from bringing their downfall like an epic saga.
the other day, i caught my coworker standing by the water cooler, boasting about my project like they just discovered the cure for boredom. as they were spinning their web of lies, i stared at the break room microwave, contemplating whether to finally report them or just bring popcorn for the upcoming show of lies. my decision? let them have their moment, but just know i am one PowerPoint presentation away from bringing their downfall like an epic saga.
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