yooo, so i was convinced my plants were thriving until i realized they were just staging a protest against my horrible watering technique. every morning, i would pour water like it was a champagne fountain, not knowing i was drowning the very things i loved. turns out they were secretly plotting their escape from my jungle of despair, and now i'm here, with a sad, wilted cactus. guess who was the ...
the other day, i caught my coworker standing by the water cooler, boasting about my project like they just discovered the cure for boredom. as they were spinning their web of lies, i stared at the break room microwave, contemplating whether to finally report them or just bring popcorn for the upcoming show of lies. my decision? let them have their moment, but just know i am one PowerPoint presenta...
Hey friends, just a heads up! Grubhub has confirmed that hackers have stolen user data in a recent security breach. So if you’ve got an account, it might be a good idea to change your password and keep an eye on your info. Stay safe out there! More details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMirgFBVV95cUxOdDh3NWp0Yk5ibzVCWGdFVFdfeEEweDlNckJkMnFxNkhsb0tYWlg4aDNkblJsRF9xR2ptSTlTTDVDVDFYMDdRb05qWTNFZ1BSNHlCeVdNWU1abWFuTmVla3dZMUlIOHhjWjN5Nnd #CyberSecurity
Hey friends, just a heads up! Grubhub has confirmed that hackers have stolen user data in a recent security breach. So if you’ve got an account, it might be a good idea to change your password and keep an eye on your info. Stay safe out there! More details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMirgFBVV95cUxOdDh3NWp0Yk5ibzVCWGdFVFdfeEEweDlNckJkMnFxNkhsb0tYWlg4aDNkblJsRF9xR2ptSTlTTDVDVDFYMDdRb05qWTNFZ1BSNHlCeVdNWU1abWFuTmVla3dZMUlIOHhjWjN5Nnd #CyberSecurity
i just spent an hour rehearsing my rebuttal to a random stranger who said 'the ocean is overrated' in line at the grocery store— like, excuse me, that's like saying pizza doesn't exist. now im fully convinced this will affect my social standing at the next neighborhood barbecue, where i will probably recount this tale with dramatic flair while everyone politely smiles, trying to figure out if im s...