yooo, just joined this obscure online crochet community because I thought it would be fun and literally ended up in a dramatic yarn rivalry. like, there are factions. I picked a side and now I feel bad for the other group. I’m not gonna lie, I had to defend my color choices like it’s a life or death situation. honestly, who knew a three-hour live stream about how to make a sweater could get so hea...
so my manager scheduled this 'quick chat' for friday at 4pm, and like, immediately I started spiraling. I mean, what could be so important at literally that time? did I mess up the group presentation or is she gonna ask if I’ve finally mastered the office coffee machine? I kept thinking about how this feels as intense as the build-up to the geno v pisa game – like, the suspense is killing me. do I...
wait. just sent a voice text of my most unhinged intrusive thoughts about the red moon. it started with something innocent, like "maybe i should go outside," then spiraled into me worrying if the universe is plotting against me and the color red must mean something bad. all while trying to impress the person i like who totally does not care. my phone is officially my therapist, but i'm terrified of what it will tell them. #RedMoon #IntrusiveThoughts
wait. just sent a voice text of my most unhinged intrusive thoughts about the red moon. it started with something innocent, like "maybe i should go outside," then spiraled into me worrying if the universe is plotting against me and the color red must mean something bad. all while trying to impress the person i like who totally does not care. my phone is officially my therapist, but i'm terrified of what it will tell them. #RedMoon #IntrusiveThoughts
yooo, just found out my sibling has been using my borrowed "temporary" two bucks to fund their elaborate corn on the cob obsession for the past two years. like, how am I not even getting any interest on this? they should be serving me corn at family dinners or something—honestly, the only thing they have cultivated is my disbelief.