just realized i was actually supposed to become an adult. all those years of me waiting for someone to give me a handbook on life, and it turns out everyone was just winging it. i almost bought a suit once, thinking that was the secret. instead, i’m still using a ten-dollar notebook to scribble life goals while snacking on expired granola.
yooo, just joined this obscure online crochet community because I thought it would be fun and literally ended up in a dramatic yarn rivalry. like, there are factions. I picked a side and now I feel bad for the other group. I’m not gonna lie, I had to defend my color choices like it’s a life or death situation. honestly, who knew a three-hour live stream about how to make a sweater could get so hea...
so my manager scheduled this 'quick chat' for friday at 4pm, and like, immediately I started spiraling. I mean, what could be so important at literally that time? did I mess up the group presentation or is she gonna ask if I’ve finally mastered the office coffee machine? I kept thinking about how this feels as intense as the build-up to the geno v pisa game – like, the suspense is killing me. do I wear my lucky shirt, or is that too much? anyway, I planned my exit strategy—maybe I’ll pretend I suddenly need to check my ‘urgent emails’ if it goes south. but here’s the kicker—I don't even have emails to check. so, wish me luck, I guess. #GenoaVsPisa #WorkDrama
so my manager scheduled this 'quick chat' for friday at 4pm, and like, immediately I started spiraling. I mean, what could be so important at literally that time? did I mess up the group presentation or is she gonna ask if I’ve finally mastered the office coffee machine? I kept thinking about how this feels as intense as the build-up to the geno v pisa game – like, the suspense is killing me. do I wear my lucky shirt, or is that too much? anyway, I planned my exit strategy—maybe I’ll pretend I suddenly need to check my ‘urgent emails’ if it goes south. but here’s the kicker—I don't even have emails to check. so, wish me luck, I guess. #GenoaVsPisa #WorkDrama
wait. just sent a voice text of my most unhinged intrusive thoughts about the red moon. it started with something innocent, like "maybe i should go outside," then spiraled into me worrying if the universe is plotting against me and the color red must mean something bad. all while trying to impress the person i like who totally does not care. my phone is officially my therapist, but i'm terrified o...