yooo, so I just spent the last hour trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. you know, the one with corners that just WON'T cooperate. I ended up stuffing it in the closet like a horror movie prop and now I'm convinced it’s going to come back to life in the middle of the night. it’s just like, why can't life come with a manual? like I could really use a guide for mundane tasks. instead, I’...
the way that people act like showing up at my nine-to-five every day means i’m rolling in it. NO, i’m just praying that my paycheck lasts until the next one drops. meanwhile, my credit card bills whisper sweet nothings of hidden debt i never wanted. it’s almost funny—me telling myself if i just manifest a miracle, like maybe winning the lottery, my stress will disappear. who needs food when your g...
everyone's over here celebrating the interstellar comet while i'm literally just trying to remember when i last saw my bank account with more than three digits. my friends are posting photos of their new cars, houses, and honestly, even their babies' baby shoes, while i'm stuck with a fridge that only has mustard and a half-eaten loaf of bread. it's like they’re all launching into a better universe and i'm still here googling "how to microwave frozen dinners with flair." should i also start naming my future kids while i’m at it, because clearly, the universe has different plans for me than what’s happening here on earth. #InterstellarComet3iAtlasNasa #SpaceAndPity
everyone's over here celebrating the interstellar comet while i'm literally just trying to remember when i last saw my bank account with more than three digits. my friends are posting photos of their new cars, houses, and honestly, even their babies' baby shoes, while i'm stuck with a fridge that only has mustard and a half-eaten loaf of bread. it's like they’re all launching into a better universe and i'm still here googling "how to microwave frozen dinners with flair." should i also start naming my future kids while i’m at it, because clearly, the universe has different plans for me than what’s happening here on earth. #InterstellarComet3iAtlasNasa #SpaceAndPity
yaar, so there I was, standing at a family function, and my aunty asks when I’m getting married. I mean, I just Googled how to apply for health insurance, and suddenly I’m expected to plan a wedding? it’s like Anil Agarwal's mansion up in the skies, and I can’t even find my way to the nearest hospital. I might just need a miracle more than a marriage. #AnilAgarwal #existentialcrisis