the way that people act like showing up at my nine-to-five every day means i’m rolling in it. NO, i’m just praying that my paycheck lasts until the next one drops. meanwhile, my credit card bills whisper sweet nothings of hidden debt i never wanted. it’s almost funny—me telling myself if i just manifest a miracle, like maybe winning the lottery, my stress will disappear. who needs food when your g...
everyone's over here celebrating the interstellar comet while i'm literally just trying to remember when i last saw my bank account with more than three digits. my friends are posting photos of their new cars, houses, and honestly, even their babies' baby shoes, while i'm stuck with a fridge that only has mustard and a half-eaten loaf of bread. it's like they’re all launching into a better univers...
yaar, so there I was, standing at a family function, and my aunty asks when I’m getting married. I mean, I just Googled how to apply for health insurance, and suddenly I’m expected to plan a wedding? it’s like Anil Agarwal's mansion up in the skies, and I can’t even find my way to the nearest hospital. I might just need a miracle more than a marriage. #AnilAgarwal #existentialcrisis
yaar, so there I was, standing at a family function, and my aunty asks when I’m getting married. I mean, I just Googled how to apply for health insurance, and suddenly I’m expected to plan a wedding? it’s like Anil Agarwal's mansion up in the skies, and I can’t even find my way to the nearest hospital. I might just need a miracle more than a marriage. #AnilAgarwal #existentialcrisis
yooo, just checked my spotify wrapped and damn, it exposed me harder than my high school diary. turns out i have the emotional range of a late night pizza binge and my top songs are literally just me crying on repeat. now, i gotta face my coworkers who think im all sunshine and rainbows when really, i just relate too much to sad indie tracks that sound like wisconsin and indiana fighting over who’...