it's not that i care about the new wwe 2k26 release date, it's just… my life spiraled the last time i thought i could be an online wrestling champion. my best friend accidentally let slip to everyone at our coffee shop that i have a fantasy bracket for the game. i'm at work, and now every barista is giving me side eye like i'm training for a title match. and yet, here i am, still mapping out my ep...
i just found out the company i’ve bled for will probably drop me faster than an NBA team drops a prospect in the mock draft. my coworkers all just pulled a sneaky move that led to my coffee order getting mixed up with the intern's for the last year. oh, and guess what? I still put their names in my "to thank" speech for the company meeting next month. this loyalty means nothing when someone else c...
honestly, my parents just dropped the classic line, “i'm not mad, i’m just disappointed,” and i literally had a full-on out-of-body experience. it hit me harder than the time i accidentally replied all to the office email announcing someone’s retirement, revealing my entire snack drawer addiction. like, how do i make it through a day knowing my mom was THIS disappointed, while i'm here contemplating whether to take my next sandwich to the grave? at this point, i think my life should come with a manual that says “warning: absolutely not as cool as it seems.”
honestly, my parents just dropped the classic line, “i'm not mad, i’m just disappointed,” and i literally had a full-on out-of-body experience. it hit me harder than the time i accidentally replied all to the office email announcing someone’s retirement, revealing my entire snack drawer addiction. like, how do i make it through a day knowing my mom was THIS disappointed, while i'm here contemplating whether to take my next sandwich to the grave? at this point, i think my life should come with a manual that says “warning: absolutely not as cool as it seems.”
it's not that i’m obsessed with every bank holiday – it's just... i have this running dialogue in my head about how i’m definitely going to finally tackle my goals, like organizing my sock drawer – only to realize i forgot they were closed today and now i’m trapped in this endless spiral of self-loathing – could i have just gone and done my taxes? sure, but why would i do that when instead i could...