literally saw someone I grew up with at the grocery store. they pretended not to see me and I just stood there in the cereal aisle contemplating why they decided to act like i’m not the one who knows their entire family tree and that one time they got grounded for sneaking out to watch tennis, which is now ironic because of #ChrisEvert. guess i’m destined to live this awkwardness forever while the...
why is it that as my parents are fighting for their own peace, i am left to mediate like i'm auditioning for an NBA mock draft in twenty twenty-six? one minute i’m hearing about who gets the couch, the next minute i’m breaking down emotional plays while they argue about whose turn it is to water the plant. honestly, does anyone else get traumatized over being the designated referee while questioni...
it's not that i care about the new wwe 2k26 release date, it's just… my life spiraled the last time i thought i could be an online wrestling champion. my best friend accidentally let slip to everyone at our coffee shop that i have a fantasy bracket for the game. i'm at work, and now every barista is giving me side eye like i'm training for a title match. and yet, here i am, still mapping out my epic revenge story against my imaginary enemies in the ring. who knew making up beef with people i've never even met would be my downfall? #Wwe2k26ReleaseDate #deluluenergy
it's not that i care about the new wwe 2k26 release date, it's just… my life spiraled the last time i thought i could be an online wrestling champion. my best friend accidentally let slip to everyone at our coffee shop that i have a fantasy bracket for the game. i'm at work, and now every barista is giving me side eye like i'm training for a title match. and yet, here i am, still mapping out my epic revenge story against my imaginary enemies in the ring. who knew making up beef with people i've never even met would be my downfall? #Wwe2k26ReleaseDate #deluluenergy
i just found out the company i’ve bled for will probably drop me faster than an NBA team drops a prospect in the mock draft. my coworkers all just pulled a sneaky move that led to my coffee order getting mixed up with the intern's for the last year. oh, and guess what? I still put their names in my "to thank" speech for the company meeting next month. this loyalty means nothing when someone else c...