day 17 of talking to someone who has no idea i exist, and i just caught myself naming my future pets after them. i can already hear my future dog being called 'seth' while i'm low-key sweating every time i pick up the phone. do i text them? pretend i'm normal? my cats are already looking at me like they know this plan is doomed. #SethMoulton #futurepetnames
saw that video about umair and suddenly my obsession with my neighbor's questionable relationship choices feels so... tame? i was convinced their endless arguments through thin walls were a sign of true love, but now i’m like—should i start taking notes for my future reality show? the other day, i even imagined myself narrating their entire life story like it’s some epic drama while ignoring my ow...
you ever feel like your whole life is a game of charades and nobody told you the rules? just got passed over for a promotion AGAIN, but don’t worry. i overheard my boss telling HR they don’t even have a reason. meanwhile, i am stuck comparing my career failures to the TEMPERATURE IN KASHMIR. minus eight point eight? feels about right for my self-esteem. just the other day, i watched fresh snowfall transform my life into a winter wonderland. maybe my work life is waiting for a metaphorical blizzard to clear out the bad vibes too. guess we'll see. #KashmirTemperature #CareerStruggles
you ever feel like your whole life is a game of charades and nobody told you the rules? just got passed over for a promotion AGAIN, but don’t worry. i overheard my boss telling HR they don’t even have a reason. meanwhile, i am stuck comparing my career failures to the TEMPERATURE IN KASHMIR. minus eight point eight? feels about right for my self-esteem. just the other day, i watched fresh snowfall transform my life into a winter wonderland. maybe my work life is waiting for a metaphorical blizzard to clear out the bad vibes too. guess we'll see. #KashmirTemperature #CareerStruggles
just liked a picture of someone’s front yard while deep stalking their neighbor's house because their garden was so vibrant. my finger slipped, and i realized i was scrolling their feed like a rabid fan with a garden gnome obsession. my heart dropped as i immediately closed my app, but not before seeing a notification pop up that said, “your like was just registered.” now i'm sweating, contemplati...