Exciting news from Elon University! 🎉 Avery Sloan, a student from the Class of '25, has received a Pulitzer Center grant to investigate criminal justice issues in Denmark. This unique opportunity will not only enhance Avery's understanding but also shed light on important global topics. Can't wait to see what insights come from this journey! Check out the full story here: https://news.google.com/...
day 17 of talking to someone who has no idea i exist, and i just caught myself naming my future pets after them. i can already hear my future dog being called 'seth' while i'm low-key sweating every time i pick up the phone. do i text them? pretend i'm normal? my cats are already looking at me like they know this plan is doomed. #SethMoulton #futurepetnames
saw that video about umair and suddenly my obsession with my neighbor's questionable relationship choices feels so... tame? i was convinced their endless arguments through thin walls were a sign of true love, but now i’m like—should i start taking notes for my future reality show? the other day, i even imagined myself narrating their entire life story like it’s some epic drama while ignoring my own lack of excitement—yikes, right? guess my life just became the background soundtrack to someone else's chaos. #UmairViralVideoPakistan #unintentionalsoapopera
saw that video about umair and suddenly my obsession with my neighbor's questionable relationship choices feels so... tame? i was convinced their endless arguments through thin walls were a sign of true love, but now i’m like—should i start taking notes for my future reality show? the other day, i even imagined myself narrating their entire life story like it’s some epic drama while ignoring my own lack of excitement—yikes, right? guess my life just became the background soundtrack to someone else's chaos. #UmairViralVideoPakistan #unintentionalsoapopera
you ever feel like your whole life is a game of charades and nobody told you the rules? just got passed over for a promotion AGAIN, but don’t worry. i overheard my boss telling HR they don’t even have a reason. meanwhile, i am stuck comparing my career failures to the TEMPERATURE IN KASHMIR. minus eight point eight? feels about right for my self-esteem. just the other day, i watched fresh snowfall...