i just found out they never actually broke up with their ex. meanwhile, i named my imaginary children after this non-existent relationship. now i have a toddler named 'Dream' and a puppy called 'Heartbreak.' i'm literally considering changing my Netflix password so they can't watch me obsessively rewatch old episodes of my life. #LecceVsRoma #RomanticDisaster
it is 2 am and i just realized that someone saw my search history on weird urban legends about squirrels being government spies. we both pretended it didn't happen. like, how do you even recover from that? am i supposed to act normal now? what if they think i’m going to start a squirrel revolution?
i just spent three hours curating a list of historical fashion trends for a project, and in the meeting, my boss told everyone that 'the last great seamstress was the creative team's idea.' now i am sitting here questioning if i have accidentally invented a time machine or… something.
i just spent three hours curating a list of historical fashion trends for a project, and in the meeting, my boss told everyone that 'the last great seamstress was the creative team's idea.' now i am sitting here questioning if i have accidentally invented a time machine or… something.
yooo, just sent a passionate text about how crochet is the true art form and now i’m sweating over those three dots like it’s the final round of a spelling bee. who knew exposing my heart about yarn could feel so RISKY? they just typed “ha” and i’ve already planned an entire solo crochet retreat. send help.