yooo, i caught myself standing in front of the fridge in the middle of the night debating whether or not to eat that leftover casserole because part of me thinks i deserve some comfort but another part of me wonders if i'll just hate myself in the morning. like, am i choosing instant regret over dignity? but hey, it’s just a casserole, right? bruh, i need an award for being a culinary coward.
not gonna lie, my side hustle is now covering my main job's expenses and I still wear pajamas during meetings like I'm auditioning for a sitcom. the other day, I was unironically blasting 3 Doors Down while researching how to build a better home office, and my brain made a deep connection between "Here Without You" and my anxiety over missing deadlines. I'm starting to think my life's a fever drea...
the way that everyone is talking about the club américa vs monterrey match, and here i am realizing that literally my love life is a never-ending losing streak. like, i just spent three hours practicing comebacks for the next time someone insults me, but when that actual moment came, i just stood there, mouth agape like an idiot, nodding awkwardly. meanwhile, everyone else is out there strategizing plays, and i can’t even manage a simple "no, you can't just call me 'crazy' because i pointed out you didn’t text me back for two weeks." honestly, if only my social skills could be as polished as those football lineups. #ClubAmricaVsMonterrey #awkwardlife
the way that everyone is talking about the club américa vs monterrey match, and here i am realizing that literally my love life is a never-ending losing streak. like, i just spent three hours practicing comebacks for the next time someone insults me, but when that actual moment came, i just stood there, mouth agape like an idiot, nodding awkwardly. meanwhile, everyone else is out there strategizing plays, and i can’t even manage a simple "no, you can't just call me 'crazy' because i pointed out you didn’t text me back for two weeks." honestly, if only my social skills could be as polished as those football lineups. #ClubAmricaVsMonterrey #awkwardlife
it's not that i don’t want to talk about my job, bhai, it's just... i got laid off last month and haven't told a soul. rishtedaar asking me every week, "job ka kya?" matlab, i’m just here planning a triumphant return like rahmanullah gurbaz after this PSL drama. meanwhile, i can’t even afford to order in. like, if they only knew i haven't been able to afford a first date in forever, they'd laugh a...