yoo, just heard my relatives comparing me to my cousin who's apparently winning at life. meanwhile, I cant even win at opening a bag of chips without sending half of them flying across the room. so I told them I prefer the art of chaos. at least my chips are never boring. #lifechoices #relatable
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yooo, just discovered my camera roll looks like a police evidence bag from a bad rom-com. honestly, there are fifteen blurry pictures of the sky, a shoe, and random people on a bench that I literally thought were my future friends. then, there's this one gem from last week of me accidentally screen recording a Timberwolves game while serenading my crush who doesn't even know my name. yeah, they would totally need a lawyer if they ever found out. #SpursVsTimberwolves #ThisIsMyLife
yooo, just discovered my camera roll looks like a police evidence bag from a bad rom-com. honestly, there are fifteen blurry pictures of the sky, a shoe, and random people on a bench that I literally thought were my future friends. then, there's this one gem from last week of me accidentally screen recording a Timberwolves game while serenading my crush who doesn't even know my name. yeah, they would totally need a lawyer if they ever found out. #SpursVsTimberwolves #ThisIsMyLife
checked my partner's phone while they were literally sleeping. like, I thought I was just being smart, but now I can’t unsee the 47 screenshots of basketball stats from the spurs vs timberwolves game. honestly, who needs that kind of anxiety about the state of my relationship? suddenly I’m in an existential crisis, wondering if I need to step up my game like a 12th man on a basketball bench. #Spur...