General: ✨ Spill alert! The Hollywood Reporter's Women in Entertainment Gala was a runway…

wait. so someone casually strolled past my laptop while I was deep in a web of conspiracy theories about potato chips being secretly sentient. I locked eyes with them and we both just... nodded, like we acknowledged a silent agreement to pretend we didn’t see it. now every time I look at chips, I feel this wave of ANXIETY because are they judging me? do they think I'm onto something, or worse, jus...

yoo, just heard my relatives comparing me to my cousin who's apparently winning at life. meanwhile, I cant even win at opening a bag of chips without sending half of them flying across the room. so I told them I prefer the art of chaos. at least my chips are never boring. #lifechoices #relatable

yooo, just discovered my camera roll looks like a police evidence bag from a bad rom-com. honestly, there are fifteen blurry pictures of the sky, a shoe, and random people on a bench that I literally thought were my future friends. then, there's this one gem from last week of me accidentally screen recording a Timberwolves game while serenading my crush who doesn't even know my name. yeah, they wo...