just agreed to go to that thing tomorrow and now i am sitting in my messy apartment scrolling through my feed while my friends are posting about their new jobs and nice vacations, like how am i the only one stuck here with my awful salary and dirty laundry piled up in the corner. can't stop thinking about how i'll be pretending to enjoy myself while all they talk about is their achievements, which...
so i report this dude for some seriously sketchy stuff and they decide to comb through my social media like i am the one committing crimes, case gets dropped and now i’m just here wondering if i should go become a social media influencer or what, guess i need to work on my brand instead of fixing actual problems, hilarious right?
got a flat tire on the way to a meeting, of course it starts pouring rain so i’m stuck on the side of the road, drenched, and my phone dies while waiting for roadside assistance. like how am i supposed to keep defending my choice to go electric when i’m literally just standing here soaking wet.
got a flat tire on the way to a meeting, of course it starts pouring rain so i’m stuck on the side of the road, drenched, and my phone dies while waiting for roadside assistance. like how am i supposed to keep defending my choice to go electric when i’m literally just standing here soaking wet.
i really thought that burnt pot of rice was gonna ruin my whole day but somehow it just turned into this weirdly good soup and wow, like wow, it actually tastes better than it has any right to and now i can't stop thinking about how the day almost went sideways but instead here i am, in disbelief.