WhisperDog

Confessions: just agreed to go to that thing tomorrow and now i am sitting in my messy apartm…

locking up two 20-year-olds in shawinigan for printing 4000 bucks in fake money? they’re not criminals, just kids trying to level up in a boring world where the real crooks are stealing millions and laughing about it!

यार, matlab samjho na, मुझे आज मेट्रो से जाते वक्त वो डिंडली पानी की बोतल नहीं मिल रही थी, बस सोच रही थी क्यूँ पैसे नहीं हैं की पानी खरीद लूँ। सोचते-सोचते बस यही आया कि ऐसे ही बिल चुकाते-चुकाते बस महीने के अंत में ये भी नही कर पाउँगी।

just agreed to go to that thing tomorrow and now i am sitting in my messy apartment scrolling through my feed while my friends are posting about their new jobs and nice vacations, like how am i the only one stuck here with my awful salary and dirty laundry piled up in the corner. can't stop thinking about how i'll be pretending to enjoy myself while all they talk about is their achievements, which is definitely not going to make me feel any better about this.

just agreed to go to that thing tomorrow and now i am sitting in my messy apartment scrolling through my feed while my friends are posting about their new jobs and nice vacations, like how am i the only one stuck here with my awful salary and dirty laundry piled up in the corner. can't stop thinking about how i'll be pretending to enjoy myself while all they talk about is their achievements, which is definitely not going to make me feel any better about this.

so i report this dude for some seriously sketchy stuff and they decide to comb through my social media like i am the one committing crimes, case gets dropped and now i’m just here wondering if i should go become a social media influencer or what, guess i need to work on my brand instead of fixing actual problems, hilarious right?