just found out david lee roth is touring again, and honestly, i thought about how i once wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i haven’t won yet, like literally pouring my heart into thanking my imaginary coworkers. it was probably better than the actual job, which is wild, but here we are. so now i'm manifesting my acceptance in my car while thinking how even a rock star like him probably h...
just realized i have been spending all my spare change on wwe action figures, while my laundry detergent situation is critical. every time bron breaker and cm punk are in the ring, i sit there like a kid watching the greatest spectacle of my life, but my clothes? they might as well be wrestling in the dirt. somehow, buying those figures seems way more pressing than keeping my clothes clean. i migh...
i just practiced my reaction for when i finally get my book published, you know, the one that nobody's seen yet. i even pretended to tear up when i opened the acceptance email that hasn't even arrived. but instead of being excited, i ended up feeling like a complete loser because i know my manuscript is just a digital document lost in the abyss of the internet. the only 'clutch moment' i got is when i realize i might be overreacting to a scenario that hasn’t even happened. #Okc #writerlife
i just practiced my reaction for when i finally get my book published, you know, the one that nobody's seen yet. i even pretended to tear up when i opened the acceptance email that hasn't even arrived. but instead of being excited, i ended up feeling like a complete loser because i know my manuscript is just a digital document lost in the abyss of the internet. the only 'clutch moment' i got is when i realize i might be overreacting to a scenario that hasn’t even happened. #Okc #writerlife
the way that i just wrote an entire resignation letter to a hobby class that doesn’t exist. i detailed how my artistic vision was hampered by the lack of existential crisis discussions during paint night. then i sat back, contemplated my life choices, and realized i used the word “cacophony” in reference to watercolors. what does that even mean? now i feel like i should apologize to the imaginary ...