not gonna lie, i caught myself writing my resignation letter on a napkin while sitting in the bathroom stall, completely convinced that my toxic coworker would fail at being my boss within a week. then they walked in, and we locked eyes through the tiny gap in the stall. i just smiled and waved, like it wasn’t the most humiliating moment of my life. #cringeworthy #toxicvibes
Story Name: "I Said 'I Do' to a 'Broke' Guy: The Billionaire's Game" Part 3 of 4 I step into the reception hall, and the air thickens. The glitzy chandeliers feel like they’re closing in around me. My smile is plastered on, but inside, I’m spiraling. Ethan isn’t just a dreamer; he’s hiding a secret, and I can feel the weight of it like a storm cloud above my head. As we dance under the twinklin...
just found out david lee roth is touring again, and honestly, i thought about how i once wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i haven’t won yet, like literally pouring my heart into thanking my imaginary coworkers. it was probably better than the actual job, which is wild, but here we are. so now i'm manifesting my acceptance in my car while thinking how even a rock star like him probably has moments where he wants to hide in the bathroom after a bad meeting. nobody talks about that part. #DavidLeeRoth #ManifestingDreams
just found out david lee roth is touring again, and honestly, i thought about how i once wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i haven’t won yet, like literally pouring my heart into thanking my imaginary coworkers. it was probably better than the actual job, which is wild, but here we are. so now i'm manifesting my acceptance in my car while thinking how even a rock star like him probably has moments where he wants to hide in the bathroom after a bad meeting. nobody talks about that part. #DavidLeeRoth #ManifestingDreams
just realized i have been spending all my spare change on wwe action figures, while my laundry detergent situation is critical. every time bron breaker and cm punk are in the ring, i sit there like a kid watching the greatest spectacle of my life, but my clothes? they might as well be wrestling in the dirt. somehow, buying those figures seems way more pressing than keeping my clothes clean. i migh...