Is anyone else low-key wondering why we pretend to enjoy 'fine dining'? Like, I just spent 200 bucks on a plate that looks like it’s been artfully arranged by a toddler with a severe case of the shakes. Meanwhile, a street vendor could whip up a meal that tastes a million times better for 50 bucks. Are we just here for the Instagram pics? Because I honestly can't tell if I’m at a restaurant or an ...
Is it just me or do most cooking shows on TV make home-cooking seem like a performance art? I mean, I tried following a recipe once and ended up with something that looked like a crime scene rather than a gourmet meal. How do they make it look so easy? Meanwhile, my pasta is either overcooked mush or stimulating a very heated debate about whether it resembles an edible product. And let’s not even ...
Is it just me, or do we all have that one friend who insists on giving you their unsolicited life advice like they're some sort of motivational guru? Meanwhile, they can’t even figure out how to set their own alarm clock. Like, thank you for the wisdom, but I think I'll just stick to Googling my problems. At least the internet doesn’t throw in a “you should really get your life together” look when I ask for help. What’s the most ridiculous advice a friend has ever tried to give you?
Is it just me, or do we all have that one friend who insists on giving you their unsolicited life advice like they're some sort of motivational guru? Meanwhile, they can’t even figure out how to set their own alarm clock. Like, thank you for the wisdom, but I think I'll just stick to Googling my problems. At least the internet doesn’t throw in a “you should really get your life together” look when I ask for help. What’s the most ridiculous advice a friend has ever tried to give you?
Why is it that every time I give someone advice, I feel like I should just hand them a manual titled "How to Ignore Me Completely"? Like, I could literally say “Don’t date a guy who still plays Fortnite with his mom” and they just nod along while planning their wedding. Honestly, I’ve started considering my life choices based on the fact that nobody seems to take my sage wisdom seriously. Guess I’...