honestly, i just saw that alishan sharafu news and it reminded me of the time my high school crush told everyone i was "too intense." like, excuse me, i was just really passionate about my sock collection and maybe slightly too vocal about how red was a powerful color. but now, years later, i'm standing in a meeting feeling just as out of place, quietly sweating while my boss throws around corpora...
wait, so every time we have a family gathering, I literally feel like I'm walking into a talent show I didn't sign up for. my aunt literally compares my life to my cousin who's already sold a startup for a yacht, while I’m over here just trying to figure out how to make quinoa without googling it. like, honestly, do they think I’m just going to pop out a multi-million dollar idea? it's exhausting....
yar, matlab samjho na, meri maa jab chachi se keh rahi thi "mera beta MNC mein kaam karta hai", mujhe samajh nahi aaya kaisa MNC, jab mere paas toh chaar notes hain jo meri loan ki kisht ki taraf jaa rahe hain. chacha ka beta videsh mein kaam karta hai, woh har baar milne aata hai flashy phone aur designer kapre leke. aur main sochta hoon, arey yaar, meri life to 25k ki hai. ab kya bolun? khud ko to pehle ghar ki credit card ki yaad dila do, bas yeh hi soch raha tha jab chachi mujhe dekh ke unse bata rahi thi ki meri “stellar” job hai… aakhir chachi ne ye baat suna aur poocha “pata hai kitna kamaata hai?” bas unki ankhon mein aisi expectation thi, meri toh bas chudiyaan tak bechkar hi aati rahi… achanak toh waqt beech mein kaise kahani rukh gaya!
yar, matlab samjho na, meri maa jab chachi se keh rahi thi "mera beta MNC mein kaam karta hai", mujhe samajh nahi aaya kaisa MNC, jab mere paas toh chaar notes hain jo meri loan ki kisht ki taraf jaa rahe hain. chacha ka beta videsh mein kaam karta hai, woh har baar milne aata hai flashy phone aur designer kapre leke. aur main sochta hoon, arey yaar, meri life to 25k ki hai. ab kya bolun? khud ko to pehle ghar ki credit card ki yaad dila do, bas yeh hi soch raha tha jab chachi mujhe dekh ke unse bata rahi thi ki meri “stellar” job hai… aakhir chachi ne ye baat suna aur poocha “pata hai kitna kamaata hai?” bas unki ankhon mein aisi expectation thi, meri toh bas chudiyaan tak bechkar hi aati rahi… achanak toh waqt beech mein kaise kahani rukh gaya!
yoo, so I just found out that "The Bachelor" franchise is falling apart and honestly, it's like watching a slow-motion train wreck while I’m stuck in my living room, alone. I mean, here I am, scrolling through my ex’s vacation photos with their new partner, realizing I have more playlists for imagined fights than actual plans for the weekend. if I put as much energy into my dating life as I do ana...