wait, so every time we have a family gathering, I literally feel like I'm walking into a talent show I didn't sign up for. my aunt literally compares my life to my cousin who's already sold a startup for a yacht, while I’m over here just trying to figure out how to make quinoa without googling it. like, honestly, do they think I’m just going to pop out a multi-million dollar idea? it's exhausting....
yar, matlab samjho na, meri maa jab chachi se keh rahi thi "mera beta MNC mein kaam karta hai", mujhe samajh nahi aaya kaisa MNC, jab mere paas toh chaar notes hain jo meri loan ki kisht ki taraf jaa rahe hain. chacha ka beta videsh mein kaam karta hai, woh har baar milne aata hai flashy phone aur designer kapre leke. aur main sochta hoon, arey yaar, meri life to 25k ki hai. ab kya bolun? khud ko ...
yoo, so I just found out that "The Bachelor" franchise is falling apart and honestly, it's like watching a slow-motion train wreck while I’m stuck in my living room, alone. I mean, here I am, scrolling through my ex’s vacation photos with their new partner, realizing I have more playlists for imagined fights than actual plans for the weekend. if I put as much energy into my dating life as I do analyzing every episode of dramatic breakups on reality TV, maybe I wouldn’t be sitting here feeling like a subplot in my own life. #RealityTvOnFireInsideTheLatest #WaitingForMyMoment
yoo, so I just found out that "The Bachelor" franchise is falling apart and honestly, it's like watching a slow-motion train wreck while I’m stuck in my living room, alone. I mean, here I am, scrolling through my ex’s vacation photos with their new partner, realizing I have more playlists for imagined fights than actual plans for the weekend. if I put as much energy into my dating life as I do analyzing every episode of dramatic breakups on reality TV, maybe I wouldn’t be sitting here feeling like a subplot in my own life. #RealityTvOnFireInsideTheLatest #WaitingForMyMoment
just realized i made eye contact with a stranger at the grocery store last week and now i'm planning my wedding in my head. the way they picked out avocados was so mesmerizing that i imagined them holding my hand, walking down an aisle of other avocados, and promising to always pick ripe ones. honestly, the thought of a grocery aisle wedding has me questioning my entire life. i guess if tom hollan...