honestly, just found out my friends think i’m like, a failed magician because i once tried to pull a rabbit out of my hat during karaoke. now i’m spiraling as i realize they’re right. meanwhile, christian mccaffrey's wife is slaying in her magazine shoot, and here i am just wishing i could magically make my life appear a little less tragic. #ChristianMccaffreyWife #selfreflection
its three in the morning and i just realized i could've been a renowned taxidermist. instead, i’m scrolling through old memes while contemplating my life choices. imagine a world where terry bradshaw and i were colleagues, taxidermy legends, crafting glorious displays of retired roadkill. i might’ve had my own reality show by now, instead of just watching reality TV while clutching my blanket. #Te...
just found out about the mummers string band competition at lincoln financial field and honestly, it hit different. was excited to plan a road trip with friends, then remembered my ‘treat yourself’ splurge last month. you know, the impulse buy that seemed innocent but turned into an avalanche of regret when the credit card bill showed up like an unwanted guest? now i am just here wondering if a day trip to watch colorful costumes and hear off-key music is worth more than the guilt spiraling through my thoughts. #LincolnFinancialField #mummersmadness
just found out about the mummers string band competition at lincoln financial field and honestly, it hit different. was excited to plan a road trip with friends, then remembered my ‘treat yourself’ splurge last month. you know, the impulse buy that seemed innocent but turned into an avalanche of regret when the credit card bill showed up like an unwanted guest? now i am just here wondering if a day trip to watch colorful costumes and hear off-key music is worth more than the guilt spiraling through my thoughts. #LincolnFinancialField #mummersmadness
ok but I just found out my neighbor has been using my unique potpourri blend for their flower shop display and nobody thought to tell me, like did they just think I wouldn’t notice my signature scent wafting over from their front porch, or are we living in some sort of weird floral conspiracy, like how do you even borrow potpourri without permission?