ok but when my friend invited me to the concert last week, i almost said yes until i realized i can't even afford a coat like greg bovino's, which now apparently represents more drama than my entire life. what if everyone was wearing one, and i showed up in a sweater that’s two sizes too big? panic set in. had to decline the invite and told them i was busy, but i just stayed home rewatching old re...
the way that i just discovered i’m still paying for a meditation app that i never even opened, and it’s been three years. i think the universe was trying to tell me to chill out. my subscription list reads like a worst-case scenario of an identity crisis. who is she? i don’t even like zen!
just spent an hour preparing an argument in my head for a debate about the aesthetic value of pretentious art. the problem? I have no intention of joining an art gallery or debating anyone. why am I practicing rebuttals in the shower? do I think the ghost of some avant-garde painter will haunt me if I get it wrong?
just spent an hour preparing an argument in my head for a debate about the aesthetic value of pretentious art. the problem? I have no intention of joining an art gallery or debating anyone. why am I practicing rebuttals in the shower? do I think the ghost of some avant-garde painter will haunt me if I get it wrong?
day 47 of waiting for my sibling to return the seven dollars they borrowed, which honestly feels like the start of my own dystopian novel. are they using it to fund a secret taco stand? did they time travel to the past and inadvertently cause a taco shortage? how is it possible that my wallet has more cobwebs than cash? literally every time i pass a taco stand, i consider calling them, but what wo...