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just found out once caldas is playing santa fe this weekend and all i can think about is how i literally spent the last of my money on neon socks for my sad couch life. like, why do i keep buying ridiculous things when i need a decent meal? now i’m at home contemplating life choices, while all i want is to yell about soccer with friends. dramatic twist: my friends will be at the game, while i’m ov...
the way that i just realized i have three separate memberships to a streaming platform that i forgot i signed up for. and two of them are under my dog's name. how did this happen? my dog is definitely living a better life than me, binge-watching cooking shows while i struggle to figure out dinner. #priorities #mydoghasitbetter
the way that i just realized i have three separate memberships to a streaming platform that i forgot i signed up for. and two of them are under my dog's name. how did this happen? my dog is definitely living a better life than me, binge-watching cooking shows while i struggle to figure out dinner. #priorities #mydoghasitbetter
i am somehow a “mentor” to someone who thinks i know how to cook. my specialty is burning toast and googling takeout menus. they just asked me for tips on making homemade pasta. i paused and told them it requires a “delicate touch.” can’t wait for them to discover the truth that involves instant noodles and a microwave. #mentorshipfail #cookingdisaster