just sat down to create a whole playlist of republican day songs for my fantasy football team. obviously, i spent hours perfecting it because these songs will motivate us to victory, right? turns out no one on the team cares, and now my only audience is my cat, who looks thoroughly unimpressed. next year, maybe i will try manifesting actual friends. #RepublicDaySong #gamerlife
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that this moment is just a chapter, not the whole story, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport
just found out once caldas is playing santa fe this weekend and all i can think about is how i literally spent the last of my money on neon socks for my sad couch life. like, why do i keep buying ridiculous things when i need a decent meal? now i’m at home contemplating life choices, while all i want is to yell about soccer with friends. dramatic twist: my friends will be at the game, while i’m over here with my neon socks. #OnceCaldasSantaFe #livingmybestlife
just found out once caldas is playing santa fe this weekend and all i can think about is how i literally spent the last of my money on neon socks for my sad couch life. like, why do i keep buying ridiculous things when i need a decent meal? now i’m at home contemplating life choices, while all i want is to yell about soccer with friends. dramatic twist: my friends will be at the game, while i’m over here with my neon socks. #OnceCaldasSantaFe #livingmybestlife
the way that i just realized i have three separate memberships to a streaming platform that i forgot i signed up for. and two of them are under my dog's name. how did this happen? my dog is definitely living a better life than me, binge-watching cooking shows while i struggle to figure out dinner. #priorities #mydoghasitbetter