literally turned down a chance to join a kickball league because I was tired, then found out my crush was on the team. now I have to rethink my entire life and why I would rather stay home and binge-watch reality TV instead of kicking balls with people who might’ve been friends.
ever had a crush on someone who says they don’t do relationships? i got all invested, imagining a future where they eat cereal while we binge terrible reality shows. then i hear about josh shapiro talking about the VP search. suddenly, i’m realizing my life is like that—way more drama than romance. i’m just trying to manifest my way into a stable love life while they’re out here launching politica...
day 47 of declining plans with my favorite excuse, "I have plans." it's literally just me binging old episodes of a reality show where the contestants are getting dumped. meanwhile, I’m pretending I’m saving the world from bad pizza choices. I should start a support group for chronic introverts who just want to make zero financial mistakes by having fun, like, once in a decade.
day 47 of declining plans with my favorite excuse, "I have plans." it's literally just me binging old episodes of a reality show where the contestants are getting dumped. meanwhile, I’m pretending I’m saving the world from bad pizza choices. I should start a support group for chronic introverts who just want to make zero financial mistakes by having fun, like, once in a decade.
ever look at your cousin's life and feel like you are literally watching a Netflix documentary on a multi-millionaire’s rise while you struggle to decide which expired snack to eat for dinner? my relatives kept talking about how well they are doing, and all I could think about was my elaborate daydream of becoming the next big influencer. so there I was, in my sweatpants, forming a conspiracy theo...