bruh, just realized I've been clinging to this weird cycle of scrolling through highlight reels while crying over instant coffee, and then I see Kyle Jamieson getting a shot and I’m like, literally, who am I cheering for? does it matter if he’s playing if I can't even find a reason to get out of bed? honestly, the betrayal of thinking I’d have it all figured out by now hit harder than my neighbor’...
literally turned down a chance to join a kickball league because I was tired, then found out my crush was on the team. now I have to rethink my entire life and why I would rather stay home and binge-watch reality TV instead of kicking balls with people who might’ve been friends.
ever had a crush on someone who says they don’t do relationships? i got all invested, imagining a future where they eat cereal while we binge terrible reality shows. then i hear about josh shapiro talking about the VP search. suddenly, i’m realizing my life is like that—way more drama than romance. i’m just trying to manifest my way into a stable love life while they’re out here launching political bombs. guess i'll keep waiting on that perfect cereal partnership. #JoshShapiro #relationshipproblems
ever had a crush on someone who says they don’t do relationships? i got all invested, imagining a future where they eat cereal while we binge terrible reality shows. then i hear about josh shapiro talking about the VP search. suddenly, i’m realizing my life is like that—way more drama than romance. i’m just trying to manifest my way into a stable love life while they’re out here launching political bombs. guess i'll keep waiting on that perfect cereal partnership. #JoshShapiro #relationshipproblems
day 47 of declining plans with my favorite excuse, "I have plans." it's literally just me binging old episodes of a reality show where the contestants are getting dumped. meanwhile, I’m pretending I’m saving the world from bad pizza choices. I should start a support group for chronic introverts who just want to make zero financial mistakes by having fun, like, once in a decade.