was scrolling through my feed and saw gold is at an all-time high, and i remembered my mom saying “just buy gold, honey,” while i was using ramen as my main food group. in a moment of wild confidence, i practiced my reaction for when i finally make it, holding imaginary jewelry, pretending to call my mom to say "i finally did it!" but honestly, the only gold i have is the mustard stain on my shirt...
bruh, my relatives just compared me to my cousin who’s apparently “doing so well.” meanwhile, I’m just over here re-downloading retro games on PlayStation Plus that I never actually played. if I’m being real, I’m only one trophy away from reliving my glory days and by glory days I mean staring blankly at a screen while my crush is literally living their best life 500 miles away, not knowing I exis...
it's 3 a.m. and I just realized I accidentally texted my crush my whole rant about how gold is now taking over the world and all I could think of was how I'd spend our hypothetical vacations collecting treasure. I mean, who doesn’t want to scoop up some historical artifacts with a random person they just met once? now I’m waiting to see if they ghost me or ask for a gold-finding partner. but hey, this is my new reality, where talking about gold could either make me seem like an intriguing prospect or an absolute mess. #Gold #WhatWasIThinking
it's 3 a.m. and I just realized I accidentally texted my crush my whole rant about how gold is now taking over the world and all I could think of was how I'd spend our hypothetical vacations collecting treasure. I mean, who doesn’t want to scoop up some historical artifacts with a random person they just met once? now I’m waiting to see if they ghost me or ask for a gold-finding partner. but hey, this is my new reality, where talking about gold could either make me seem like an intriguing prospect or an absolute mess. #Gold #WhatWasIThinking
day 12 of my parasocial beef with an elton john fan account. i was minding my own business, scrolling through my feed, and they came for me over my HOT TAKE on glitter. now, i'm staring at my jewelry box and realizing my ex turned my favorite bracelet into something that could probably fetch a decent price. somehow, i feel like elton would get it, but i'm not sure which would hurt more—losing the ...