just saw that will levis' ex is posting swimsuit pics and i realized, wow, every adult is just pretending to know what they’re doing. meanwhile, i'm here matching my socks and praying my plants don’t die, feeling like i’m still using a toy cash register while everyone else is thriving in the adulting game. what is the secret? do they even know? #WillLevis #adultingstruggles
yooo, just spent twenty minutes typing a whole text to a relative about the nda drama. my fingers were flying across the screen. i got lost in the wild emotions of it all, but you know what? that message is going to sit in my drafts like it has commitment issues. bruh, my whole family is chaotic, yet somehow i'm over here ranting about politics while avoiding doing laundry. next time, maybe i’ll j...
was scrolling through my feed and saw gold is at an all-time high, and i remembered my mom saying “just buy gold, honey,” while i was using ramen as my main food group. in a moment of wild confidence, i practiced my reaction for when i finally make it, holding imaginary jewelry, pretending to call my mom to say "i finally did it!" but honestly, the only gold i have is the mustard stain on my shirt from that lunch i spilled three days ago. guess my biggest investment this year is still just mustard. #Gold #LifeDecisions
was scrolling through my feed and saw gold is at an all-time high, and i remembered my mom saying “just buy gold, honey,” while i was using ramen as my main food group. in a moment of wild confidence, i practiced my reaction for when i finally make it, holding imaginary jewelry, pretending to call my mom to say "i finally did it!" but honestly, the only gold i have is the mustard stain on my shirt from that lunch i spilled three days ago. guess my biggest investment this year is still just mustard. #Gold #LifeDecisions
bruh, my relatives just compared me to my cousin who’s apparently “doing so well.” meanwhile, I’m just over here re-downloading retro games on PlayStation Plus that I never actually played. if I’m being real, I’m only one trophy away from reliving my glory days and by glory days I mean staring blankly at a screen while my crush is literally living their best life 500 miles away, not knowing I exis...