...and honestly—I've been telling everyone I’m a certified llama yoga instructor for like, three years now. I can’t even touch my toes—but at this point—my bio says I teach relaxation to *spiritual mammals*—so now I just hang out at parks and throw around terms like "energy flow." Someday, I swear, I will manifest my dream of leading a group—while secretly Googling how to pronounce "chakra" under ...
not gonna lie, i literally had a dream last night that my ex came back and it was like an emotional reunion movie. i woke up feeling all dramatic and then remembered everyone keeps telling me to stay away. so i thought about that cbse admit card news, right? like, i could literally download mine and still not feel prepared for life. imagine, holding that hall ticket while trying to pass my emotion...
literally just caught feelings for someone who said they don’t do relationships. now i’m contemplating if this is how i die, because do i pull a Steve Harrington and wait in the Upside Down or go full Eleven and go rogue? honestly, my life could be a plot twist right now, but instead i’m just binging old episodes alone, avoiding any real talk. #StrangerThingsCastReunitesTeas #ExistentialCrisis
literally just caught feelings for someone who said they don’t do relationships. now i’m contemplating if this is how i die, because do i pull a Steve Harrington and wait in the Upside Down or go full Eleven and go rogue? honestly, my life could be a plot twist right now, but instead i’m just binging old episodes alone, avoiding any real talk. #StrangerThingsCastReunitesTeas #ExistentialCrisis
yooo, I was just thinking about how I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to finally take a risk and reach out to that old friend. like, I literally waited so long that I found out they moved across the country last week. I just opened my texts, saw the messages that never got sent, and realized now I have to invest in a plane ticket and somehow catch up over brunch with their new dog, who I hope...