i found some old texts from my ex, you know, back when they actually put in the effort. like, every morning i got "good morning sunshine" followed by motivational quotes that made me roll my eyes, but at least i felt like a star. fast forward to today, i’m dodging reminders of that time while questioning if dhurandhar will be the movie to save us from the endless cycle of heartache or just remind ...
...and honestly—I've been telling everyone I’m a certified llama yoga instructor for like, three years now. I can’t even touch my toes—but at this point—my bio says I teach relaxation to *spiritual mammals*—so now I just hang out at parks and throw around terms like "energy flow." Someday, I swear, I will manifest my dream of leading a group—while secretly Googling how to pronounce "chakra" under ...
not gonna lie, i literally had a dream last night that my ex came back and it was like an emotional reunion movie. i woke up feeling all dramatic and then remembered everyone keeps telling me to stay away. so i thought about that cbse admit card news, right? like, i could literally download mine and still not feel prepared for life. imagine, holding that hall ticket while trying to pass my emotional baggage class. honestly, i need a do-over like those students do. #CbseAdmitCard2026 #adultingishard
not gonna lie, i literally had a dream last night that my ex came back and it was like an emotional reunion movie. i woke up feeling all dramatic and then remembered everyone keeps telling me to stay away. so i thought about that cbse admit card news, right? like, i could literally download mine and still not feel prepared for life. imagine, holding that hall ticket while trying to pass my emotional baggage class. honestly, i need a do-over like those students do. #CbseAdmitCard2026 #adultingishard
literally just caught feelings for someone who said they don’t do relationships. now i’m contemplating if this is how i die, because do i pull a Steve Harrington and wait in the Upside Down or go full Eleven and go rogue? honestly, my life could be a plot twist right now, but instead i’m just binging old episodes alone, avoiding any real talk. #StrangerThingsCastReunitesTeas #ExistentialCrisis