wait—just found out Camila Osorio made headlines. here i am, waiting for the right time to text the cute person at the gym for a MONTH— but they just signed a contract to become a professional cup-stacker. so now— i guess i am just stuck obsessing over whether their gold medal stack could ever compete with my dream of a relationship that never even started. #CamilaOsorio #relatablecringe
not gonna lie, I realized I’m basically just pretending to be an adult while binge-watching tennis matches between Ben Shelton and Casper Ruud instead of paying my bills. last week I put my hand on my heart and promised myself I'd be responsible. then I ended up in a heated debate with my toaster about whether it's fair that it gets to toast bread while I microwave instant noodles like a college d...
i just spent fifteen minutes crafting a heartfelt breakup text to my ceramic frog collection, explaining how their presence isn’t bringing me joy anymore. they replied with a single word: “ok.” now i’m convinced they are judging my entire life choices from the shelf. #ceramicconfessions #existentialfrogs
i just spent fifteen minutes crafting a heartfelt breakup text to my ceramic frog collection, explaining how their presence isn’t bringing me joy anymore. they replied with a single word: “ok.” now i’m convinced they are judging my entire life choices from the shelf. #ceramicconfessions #existentialfrogs
it's not that i'm upset, it's just that they left me on read for three whole days. then they just texted "lol" like nothing happened. honestly, i'm still trying to process it while the weather in bangalore is making me question everything. one minute it's cold, the next, i can feel my existential crisis sweating out like a monsoon. how is it possible to feel this confused over text while navigatin...