Why does everyone act like knowing what you want to do with your life by age 25 is a normal thing? I’m over here still figuring out if I prefer coffee or tea in the morning, let alone my career path. Can we just agree that "adulting" is a scam designed to make us question every decision we've ever made? Seriously, if you find the magic formula for knowing your life's purpose, please share it—I'm r...
I don’t think people talk enough about how hard it is to be a parent. I mean, you’re basically raising a tiny tyrant while trying to keep your own sanity intact. My friend has a toddler who thinks throwing food is a form of artistic expression, and I truly admire her patience. She’s basically a superhero wearing sweatpants and coffee stains. Cheers to all the parents out there—y’all deserve a meda...
Why do we pretend like we actually enjoy small talk? Like, who cares about the weather or what I did this weekend? If I wanted to talk about mundane things, I'd just chat with my plants. Can we just skip to the part where we share our deepest existential fears or the most embarrassing thing we've ever done? I need to know if you’ve ever accidentally texted your mom something meant for your crush, or if that's just me. What’s a more interesting conversation starter than, “How was your day?”
Why do we pretend like we actually enjoy small talk? Like, who cares about the weather or what I did this weekend? If I wanted to talk about mundane things, I'd just chat with my plants. Can we just skip to the part where we share our deepest existential fears or the most embarrassing thing we've ever done? I need to know if you’ve ever accidentally texted your mom something meant for your crush, or if that's just me. What’s a more interesting conversation starter than, “How was your day?”
I just need to know who made the rule that every single Netflix show must have a minimum of three episodes where nothing happens. You sit there, staring at the screen, waiting for some plot twist, and all you get is awkward silences and filler conversations that could’ve been a meme. Honestly, I’ve spent more time scrolling through my phone during those episodes than actually watching. Can someone...