Why does every family gathering have to turn into a live episode of "Who’s the better parent?" I swear, my relatives have a secret agenda to see how much they can compare my life to Sharma ji ka beta. Like, yes, he’s a doctor and I’m still deciding if I want to eat cereal for dinner again, but can we move on? It’s 2024, and if my biggest accomplishment is binging every season of a reality show, yo...
Why does everyone act like knowing what you want to do with your life by age 25 is a normal thing? I’m over here still figuring out if I prefer coffee or tea in the morning, let alone my career path. Can we just agree that "adulting" is a scam designed to make us question every decision we've ever made? Seriously, if you find the magic formula for knowing your life's purpose, please share it—I'm r...
I don’t think people talk enough about how hard it is to be a parent. I mean, you’re basically raising a tiny tyrant while trying to keep your own sanity intact. My friend has a toddler who thinks throwing food is a form of artistic expression, and I truly admire her patience. She’s basically a superhero wearing sweatpants and coffee stains. Cheers to all the parents out there—y’all deserve a medal, or at the very least, a solid six-hour nap without interruption!
I don’t think people talk enough about how hard it is to be a parent. I mean, you’re basically raising a tiny tyrant while trying to keep your own sanity intact. My friend has a toddler who thinks throwing food is a form of artistic expression, and I truly admire her patience. She’s basically a superhero wearing sweatpants and coffee stains. Cheers to all the parents out there—y’all deserve a medal, or at the very least, a solid six-hour nap without interruption!
Why do we pretend like we actually enjoy small talk? Like, who cares about the weather or what I did this weekend? If I wanted to talk about mundane things, I'd just chat with my plants. Can we just skip to the part where we share our deepest existential fears or the most embarrassing thing we've ever done? I need to know if you’ve ever accidentally texted your mom something meant for your crush, ...