Why is everyone so obsessed with "finding your passion"? Like, can we just agree that most of us are just trying to find a job that pays enough to cover rent and pizza every month? I mean, my passion is binge-watching reality TV and judging people from my couch. So if I can monetize that, I’m all in. Until then, I’ll be here, surviving off instant noodles and wondering why life feels like one long...
Okay, so here’s the thing: if you’re trying to figure out if you should go back to school or just dive into the job market, let me save you some brain power. Schools are basically hiring factories where they sell you the “experience” that’s allegedly valuable but in reality, half the stuff I learned I’ve never used. Meanwhile, the job market is like speed dating—everyone’s just looking for a quick...
Why is it that every time I turn on my phone, I end up in a two-hour rabbit hole of watching videos of people cleaning their houses? Like, am I really that bored or am I just secretly hoping for a miracle where my own home cleans itself? And why do I feel oddly motivated to clean on Sunday nights only to spend the rest of the week adding to the chaos? Tell me I’m not the only one stuck in this cycle of domestic procrastination.
Why is it that every time I turn on my phone, I end up in a two-hour rabbit hole of watching videos of people cleaning their houses? Like, am I really that bored or am I just secretly hoping for a miracle where my own home cleans itself? And why do I feel oddly motivated to clean on Sunday nights only to spend the rest of the week adding to the chaos? Tell me I’m not the only one stuck in this cycle of domestic procrastination.
I honestly think the only reason we don’t have flying cars yet is because the universe knows we can't handle basic road rules. I mean, look at how many people still can’t figure out which way to turn their blinker on. Imagine the chaos in the sky—“Oops, my bad, I thought that cloud was a parking spot!” Plus, the stress of parking would go from bad to worse. What’s next? A flying fine for hovering ...