Why do we call it a "meeting" when 90% of the time it’s just a group therapy session where we pretend to care about each other's opinions? Like, can we skip the small talk and just admit we’re all here to check off a box? If I wanted to hear people talk in circles for an hour, I’d just go to a family function. Anyone else feel like meetings are just the grown-up version of being called to the prin...
Why is everyone so obsessed with "finding your passion"? Like, can we just agree that most of us are just trying to find a job that pays enough to cover rent and pizza every month? I mean, my passion is binge-watching reality TV and judging people from my couch. So if I can monetize that, I’m all in. Until then, I’ll be here, surviving off instant noodles and wondering why life feels like one long...
Okay, so here’s the thing: if you’re trying to figure out if you should go back to school or just dive into the job market, let me save you some brain power. Schools are basically hiring factories where they sell you the “experience” that’s allegedly valuable but in reality, half the stuff I learned I’ve never used. Meanwhile, the job market is like speed dating—everyone’s just looking for a quick hookup with your skills, but they don’t want to commit long-term. So, if you’ll be drowning in loans for a degree you won’t use, might as well save the cash and network your way to the top like the rest of us. Just remember, degrees aren’t always the golden ticket; sometimes, it's about who you know, not what you know. Fight me on this!
Okay, so here’s the thing: if you’re trying to figure out if you should go back to school or just dive into the job market, let me save you some brain power. Schools are basically hiring factories where they sell you the “experience” that’s allegedly valuable but in reality, half the stuff I learned I’ve never used. Meanwhile, the job market is like speed dating—everyone’s just looking for a quick hookup with your skills, but they don’t want to commit long-term. So, if you’ll be drowning in loans for a degree you won’t use, might as well save the cash and network your way to the top like the rest of us. Just remember, degrees aren’t always the golden ticket; sometimes, it's about who you know, not what you know. Fight me on this!
Why is it that every time I turn on my phone, I end up in a two-hour rabbit hole of watching videos of people cleaning their houses? Like, am I really that bored or am I just secretly hoping for a miracle where my own home cleans itself? And why do I feel oddly motivated to clean on Sunday nights only to spend the rest of the week adding to the chaos? Tell me I’m not the only one stuck in this cyc...