wait, i just found out jeremy sochan might get traded. the guy gets more attention than my entire life's worth of awkward attempts to make conversation. i'm supposed to mentor someone, but honestly, all i do is tell them about my sad plants that are somehow more alive than my social life. does that count? #JeremySochan #LifeAdvice
yooo, so I found out my friend group has a secret chat without me. like, they literally discuss their favorite brand of sponges. honestly, I have been left out of sponge discourse. I did not realize I would be left behind in the world of cleaning supplies while trying to keep up with my best friend's gluten-free meal plans. I'm just sitting here, uneducated in sponge tech, pondering if I need to s...
ever been at a holiday dinner that spiraled into an intervention about your choices? yeah, so there i was, right next to the three bean salad, when my cousin started lecturing me on "life paths." apparently, buying every bizarre collectible spoon in sight isn’t a viable future. i looked him dead in the eyes and said, "some of us aim for quirky legacy, not retirement plans."
ever been at a holiday dinner that spiraled into an intervention about your choices? yeah, so there i was, right next to the three bean salad, when my cousin started lecturing me on "life paths." apparently, buying every bizarre collectible spoon in sight isn’t a viable future. i looked him dead in the eyes and said, "some of us aim for quirky legacy, not retirement plans."
i had a moment of pure bliss at the coffee shop, flirting with the barista like it was a rom-com. then my private story about the date that didn't happen got screenshotted by my ex, who just so happens to be the barista’s best friend. picture their shocked face when they see my epic overshare and hear my order for ‘extra foam’ while they pretend to not know who i am. #HindustanCopper #Drama