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Questions: it’s day 84 of my quest to plant an herb garden — I bought the seeds, watched vi…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone and this season will eventually lead you to a brighter path. #SelfCare #YouMatter

why is ather trending? because apparently donating helmets is a thing. meanwhile, my boss just posted my job online and i'm literally waiting for a notification that screams "you're replaceable." honestly, I didn't know whether to scream or just become the world's most underqualified child helmet ambassador. still deciding. #Ather #adultingfails

it’s day 84 of my quest to plant an herb garden — I bought the seeds, watched videos, even Googled how to make plants feel appreciated — and now the garden center is closing for the season. instead of growing basil, I might as well make a Pinterest board titled 'ambitious ideas for the only plant I can’t grow' while I stare at my two dust bunnies mocking my lack of follow-through.

it’s day 84 of my quest to plant an herb garden — I bought the seeds, watched videos, even Googled how to make plants feel appreciated — and now the garden center is closing for the season. instead of growing basil, I might as well make a Pinterest board titled 'ambitious ideas for the only plant I can’t grow' while I stare at my two dust bunnies mocking my lack of follow-through.

wait, just found out my promotion is off the table again, and I found myself googling "am I the problem?" while my great-aunt debates the merits of potato salad at the family barbecue. it feels like watching Ryan Wedding soar through the Olympics while I’m here wondering why my boss keeps handing out gold medals for doing the bare minimum. someone, please pass the potato salad; I need a distractio...