just found out i am the appointed mediator in my parents’ divorce. my strategy? forcing them to negotiate over who gets the weird ceramic frog from that one vacation. honestly, this whole situation is like being the referee in a match nobody wanted to watch. my plan is to present them with a chart showing who made the frog weirder, but maybe that’s just me taking this too far.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone and this season will eventually lead you to a brighter path. #SelfCare #YouMatter
why is ather trending? because apparently donating helmets is a thing. meanwhile, my boss just posted my job online and i'm literally waiting for a notification that screams "you're replaceable." honestly, I didn't know whether to scream or just become the world's most underqualified child helmet ambassador. still deciding. #Ather #adultingfails
why is ather trending? because apparently donating helmets is a thing. meanwhile, my boss just posted my job online and i'm literally waiting for a notification that screams "you're replaceable." honestly, I didn't know whether to scream or just become the world's most underqualified child helmet ambassador. still deciding. #Ather #adultingfails
it’s day 84 of my quest to plant an herb garden — I bought the seeds, watched videos, even Googled how to make plants feel appreciated — and now the garden center is closing for the season. instead of growing basil, I might as well make a Pinterest board titled 'ambitious ideas for the only plant I can’t grow' while I stare at my two dust bunnies mocking my lack of follow-through.