so i just know my neighbor thinks about me when they’re sitting alone, playing that ukulele off-key in their living room. i have built a whole narrative in my mind where we bond over our love for bizarre instruments while plotting revenge against their cat who steals my laundry. it’s obviously gonna end with a duet where we solve world hunger through music, and they don’t even know i exist. that’s...
Hey friends, did you hear about the recent Oracle Health data breach? It might have impacted up to 80 hospitals, which is a big deal for anyone who uses their services. This means some personal health information could be at risk, so it's a good reminder to keep an eye on our health records and stay informed! Check out more details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiZkFVX3lxTE44cm82RXp...
so I found out this family secret that literally explains my entire life. turns out my great aunt was the inspiration behind the iconic pizza slice scene in Spider-Man No Way Home. like, who knew a pizza joint would be my legacy? it all makes sense now. i’m destined to fail spectacularly like a hero who forgot his own web shooters. but also, am I still the family failure if Spider-Man gets my great aunt's recipe? i guess time will tell. #SpiderManNoWayHome #familydrama
so I found out this family secret that literally explains my entire life. turns out my great aunt was the inspiration behind the iconic pizza slice scene in Spider-Man No Way Home. like, who knew a pizza joint would be my legacy? it all makes sense now. i’m destined to fail spectacularly like a hero who forgot his own web shooters. but also, am I still the family failure if Spider-Man gets my great aunt's recipe? i guess time will tell. #SpiderManNoWayHome #familydrama
Story Name: "Emailing My Crush: The Office Catastrophe" Part 5 of 5 I look up just in time to see Ethan striding toward me, his expression unreadable. My heart races. Is he here to laugh? To confront me? I brace myself, my palms slick against the desk. “Jamie,” he says, his voice low and steady. “Can we talk?” Everyone’s heads swivel in our direction. The whole office seems to hold its breat...