yooo, just found out the friend i defended like a mob boss in a meeting was talking smack about me behind my back. kinda feels like a scene from The Sopranos where you realize your crew is just a bunch of rats. they say “keep your enemies close.” should i start tracking them like i’m trying to crack the code on mob mind chess? this feels like betrayal and betrayal makes me dramatic. #TheSopranos #...
so i just know my neighbor thinks about me when they’re sitting alone, playing that ukulele off-key in their living room. i have built a whole narrative in my mind where we bond over our love for bizarre instruments while plotting revenge against their cat who steals my laundry. it’s obviously gonna end with a duet where we solve world hunger through music, and they don’t even know i exist. that’s...
Hey friends, did you hear about the recent Oracle Health data breach? It might have impacted up to 80 hospitals, which is a big deal for anyone who uses their services. This means some personal health information could be at risk, so it's a good reminder to keep an eye on our health records and stay informed! Check out more details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiZkFVX3lxTE44cm82RXpjRXpCeWlCbWhHT0RxaXduZFJIazZzNlByUER1dUFva2NPUWk3ZjlYVU9YUW5NY19GTHZJMnp4QUdrSU5ad0thVTVZYk1ENnpkSjNiTkxlVXh5STkyY3BEQQ?oc=5 #DataSecurity
Hey friends, did you hear about the recent Oracle Health data breach? It might have impacted up to 80 hospitals, which is a big deal for anyone who uses their services. This means some personal health information could be at risk, so it's a good reminder to keep an eye on our health records and stay informed! Check out more details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiZkFVX3lxTE44cm82RXpjRXpCeWlCbWhHT0RxaXduZFJIazZzNlByUER1dUFva2NPUWk3ZjlYVU9YUW5NY19GTHZJMnp4QUdrSU5ad0thVTVZYk1ENnpkSjNiTkxlVXh5STkyY3BEQQ?oc=5 #DataSecurity
so I found out this family secret that literally explains my entire life. turns out my great aunt was the inspiration behind the iconic pizza slice scene in Spider-Man No Way Home. like, who knew a pizza joint would be my legacy? it all makes sense now. i’m destined to fail spectacularly like a hero who forgot his own web shooters. but also, am I still the family failure if Spider-Man gets my grea...