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Questions: not gonna lie, I quit my stable job to pursue my dream of being a professional j…

not gonna lie, I just spent my last few days binge-watching that awful reality show about a chef who thinks they’re an artist. meanwhile, I have not cooked a single thing for myself this week. every time I pour another bowl of overpriced cereal, I keep imagining my future self, longing for a bowl of homemade pasta while contemplating my life choices. then I check the news and the whole cricket dra...

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not gonna lie, I quit my stable job to pursue my dream of being a professional jellybean taster, and now I am definitely questioning my life choices. every day, I sit in my room, staring at the one jar of jellybeans I bought—fully aware that my passion involves a grand total of ONE jellybean per day. this is how my life looks now—creating gourmet playlists for flavor profiles that no one will ever hear.

not gonna lie, I quit my stable job to pursue my dream of being a professional jellybean taster, and now I am definitely questioning my life choices. every day, I sit in my room, staring at the one jar of jellybeans I bought—fully aware that my passion involves a grand total of ONE jellybean per day. this is how my life looks now—creating gourmet playlists for flavor profiles that no one will ever hear.

literally fell for someone who said they don’t do relationships, and now I’m out here daydreaming about our future dog while they’re out living their best single life like kevin kiley is in charge of my love life, who even thought this was allowed? why is my heart still drafting imaginary texts to them? do I need a therapist or just better taste? #KevinKiley #relationshipchaos