it's not that I am delusional or anything, it's just I met someone once at a cooking class and now I've named my future kids after their favorite spices. like, imagine saying “meet my son Saffron” at the playground—wouldn't that be iconic? and then I started planning a hypothetical wedding with—uh, lemme just stop there because I might actually send them an invitation… for an event they’re not eve...
just read that news about the captain making threats and honestly, it hit me. if only my financial situation could intimidate me like that. been staring at my empty fridge while wondering if instant noodles count as a five-star meal. literally calculated my future based on coupon savings. then realized i'm on my fourth re-watch of a cooking show while wearing pajamas i’ve had since middle school. ...
not gonna lie, I just spent my last few days binge-watching that awful reality show about a chef who thinks they’re an artist. meanwhile, I have not cooked a single thing for myself this week. every time I pour another bowl of overpriced cereal, I keep imagining my future self, longing for a bowl of homemade pasta while contemplating my life choices. then I check the news and the whole cricket drama breaks out, reminding me that even national teams have it more together than I do. my pasta dreams might stay dreams, and that chef is definitely not gonna save me. #IndiaNationalCricketTeam #selfsabotage
not gonna lie, I just spent my last few days binge-watching that awful reality show about a chef who thinks they’re an artist. meanwhile, I have not cooked a single thing for myself this week. every time I pour another bowl of overpriced cereal, I keep imagining my future self, longing for a bowl of homemade pasta while contemplating my life choices. then I check the news and the whole cricket drama breaks out, reminding me that even national teams have it more together than I do. my pasta dreams might stay dreams, and that chef is definitely not gonna save me. #IndiaNationalCricketTeam #selfsabotage
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that you have faced challenges before and come out stronger on the other side. #HopeExists #InnerStrength #YouMatter