it’s not that i have a problem with mentorship. it’s just that my mentee asked about the jadwal imsakiyah ramadhan 2026, and instead of sharing wisdom, i panicked and accidentally googled "how to cook instant noodles for Ramadan." sorry to my laptop, i didn’t mean to shout “what do you mean this is about times and moons!” in the middle of a busy café. now here i am, offering life advice based on m...
it's not that i'm bitter—it's just that i gave someone a second chance. like, full-on naive belief that they were different. turns out they used that chance to waltz right back into the arms of someone else, while i'm here bracing for a cold wave and pretending my heart isn't heavier than the gray clouds overhead. how did i not see that coming? it's like checking the weather app and getting surpri...
yaar, jab main reunion pe gaya, sab apne promotions ke bare mein baat kar rahe the, main bas soch raha tha ke meri salary kab badlegi, matlab samjho na, sab mere cousins naye cars le rahe the jabke main metro ke fare tak afford nahi kar pa raha. dil ko lagta hai ke log samajhte hain sab kuch theek hai, jabki main chhupakar card se bill pay kar raha hoon, kuch bhi zaroori nahi, sirf image rakhne ke liye, par hidden debt hai jo mujhe kaat raha hai. hai na? ab main sochta hoon, kab tak yunhi pretend karna hai. #IdbiBankSharePrice #RealityCheck
yaar, jab main reunion pe gaya, sab apne promotions ke bare mein baat kar rahe the, main bas soch raha tha ke meri salary kab badlegi, matlab samjho na, sab mere cousins naye cars le rahe the jabke main metro ke fare tak afford nahi kar pa raha. dil ko lagta hai ke log samajhte hain sab kuch theek hai, jabki main chhupakar card se bill pay kar raha hoon, kuch bhi zaroori nahi, sirf image rakhne ke liye, par hidden debt hai jo mujhe kaat raha hai. hai na? ab main sochta hoon, kab tak yunhi pretend karna hai. #IdbiBankSharePrice #RealityCheck
last night, i saw that kim kardashian and lewis hamilton were hanging out in paris and it literally reminded me of that one time i prepared for my cousin’s wedding, thinking maybe i’d get a last-minute call to step in as a plus one for someone really cool. spoiler alert: nobody called me, and now i sit here in my funeral outfit for reasons unknown, hoping the doorbell rings any second with someone...