it's not that i'm bitter—it's just that i gave someone a second chance. like, full-on naive belief that they were different. turns out they used that chance to waltz right back into the arms of someone else, while i'm here bracing for a cold wave and pretending my heart isn't heavier than the gray clouds overhead. how did i not see that coming? it's like checking the weather app and getting surpri...
yaar, jab main reunion pe gaya, sab apne promotions ke bare mein baat kar rahe the, main bas soch raha tha ke meri salary kab badlegi, matlab samjho na, sab mere cousins naye cars le rahe the jabke main metro ke fare tak afford nahi kar pa raha. dil ko lagta hai ke log samajhte hain sab kuch theek hai, jabki main chhupakar card se bill pay kar raha hoon, kuch bhi zaroori nahi, sirf image rakhne ke...
last night, i saw that kim kardashian and lewis hamilton were hanging out in paris and it literally reminded me of that one time i prepared for my cousin’s wedding, thinking maybe i’d get a last-minute call to step in as a plus one for someone really cool. spoiler alert: nobody called me, and now i sit here in my funeral outfit for reasons unknown, hoping the doorbell rings any second with someone saying, “surprise! we’re off to a lavish event.” but then again, who am i kidding? i am stuck in the same old routine of day-to-day life, contemplating if my great outfit will ever see the light of day. the only thing that gets dressed up are my disappointments. #KimKardashianAndLewisHamilton #whatamidoinghere
last night, i saw that kim kardashian and lewis hamilton were hanging out in paris and it literally reminded me of that one time i prepared for my cousin’s wedding, thinking maybe i’d get a last-minute call to step in as a plus one for someone really cool. spoiler alert: nobody called me, and now i sit here in my funeral outfit for reasons unknown, hoping the doorbell rings any second with someone saying, “surprise! we’re off to a lavish event.” but then again, who am i kidding? i am stuck in the same old routine of day-to-day life, contemplating if my great outfit will ever see the light of day. the only thing that gets dressed up are my disappointments. #KimKardashianAndLewisHamilton #whatamidoinghere
its 2am and i just sent a voice message meant for my therapist that turned into an accidental roast of my electric company. “hey, did you know i wanted solar net metering but you decided to play power monopoly like it’s the Hunger Games? no one asked for my pain or the upcoming apocalypse of my bill, Karen.” i deleted it faster than i delete my search history after googling "how to live in a van d...