i started selling homemade insect hotels on the side to pay for my groceries. now my main job's salary goes to keeping these critters happy in their trendy little boxes. last week, a customer told me her spider hasn't had this good of a life since she started using my product. who knew becoming a bug millionaire would be my grand plan?
it's not that i think vabbing will save my life, it’s just that after getting passed over for a promotion again, i feel like my only hope is to start turning my own PHEROMONES into an INSPIRATIONAL ESSAY. i touched myself three times yesterday just to build a confidence wave that flopped. i'm now manifesting attraction in the boardroom, and guess what? it’s totally not working. the only thing i’m ...
wait, just found out my houseplant is listed for sale on an app like, who thought this was a good idea? like sure, it's a thriving pothos with great energy, but now everyone knows it’s living my dream life of being on a cool hipster market stall while I'm here in sweatpants talking to it like it can hear me. i guess i'm just one step closer to adding "crazy plant parent" to my LinkedIn skills...
wait, just found out my houseplant is listed for sale on an app like, who thought this was a good idea? like sure, it's a thriving pothos with great energy, but now everyone knows it’s living my dream life of being on a cool hipster market stall while I'm here in sweatpants talking to it like it can hear me. i guess i'm just one step closer to adding "crazy plant parent" to my LinkedIn skills...
if you are in a tough spot right now, just remember that even the darkest nights eventually lead to the dawn. #YouMatter #Hope