it's day twenty-three of my coworkers hiding their thoughts about me in a Google Doc called "Samantha's Quirks." i just discovered they ranked my weird obsession with socks that don't match and my extensive collection of cat mugs. apparently, i am "slightly unhinged" and "an overall sock disaster." little do they know, i am the QUEEN of sock pairings in my own world. time to make a playlist titled...
so i just found out about this transfer of vinícius júnior to chelsea, and honestly, i spiraled. suddenly imagined him picking out my groceries for me, since apparently money is no object for some people. meanwhile, my bank account literally looks like a bad magic trick—poof, it's gone. i mean, how is it fair that he gets to potentially fly around in a private jet while i struggle to even figure o...
just realized my whole life is like zion williams deciding to transfer. four days after telling everyone im in a great place, i find out my supposed partner is still texting their ex. was i just their temporary team? i’m sitting here like, "where’s my transfer portal?" #ZionWilliams #drama
just realized my whole life is like zion williams deciding to transfer. four days after telling everyone im in a great place, i find out my supposed partner is still texting their ex. was i just their temporary team? i’m sitting here like, "where’s my transfer portal?" #ZionWilliams #drama
just had a moment of clarity while trying to assemble my seven-hundred-piece jigsaw puzzle of a cat in a wizard hat. my 'best friend' only texts me when they need someone to borrow their Wii console. i see the magic in the cat, but no spells can fix this one-sided friendship. honestly, is my whole personality just a Nintendo rental? #solitude #quirkyhobbies